There comes a time
in most people’s lives when life catches up with them and they are willingly or
otherwise, exposed to the social event that is the disco and more specifically,
the Christmas Disco. Generally this
occurs around the teenage years and beyond where a large number of participants
are squeezed into a very small space for the purpose of dancing or shouting at
each other over the din. Schools, higher
education establishments and nightclubs are all responsible for this rite of
passage and whether you are the life-and-soul or wallflower, the experience
does tend to alter your perception of humanity, but for better or worse?
But it is not the
outcome that interests me here, but the din.
Dependent on your age, and I shan’t ask, there are always a few tunes
that seem to haunt you through the years – those hits that were so prevalent at
discos that the very thought of them now makes you shudder with long suppressed
memories. Of course there is always ‘Hi
Ho Silver Lining’ but this doesn’t count as it has been a juvenile disco staple
for so long that nobody bothers about it anymore.
No, it is the ones
like the Eagles’ ‘Lyin’ Eyes’ that are one of my bĂȘtes noirs. It was EVERYWHERE during my non-dancing years
and didn’t I just hate it. It put me off
The Eagles for several decades. Another
season ticket holder was Steve Harley’s ‘Make Me Smile’ which even today brings
back that slight eye twitch that I’d thought I’d finally got rid of. What is it about these tunes – and I’m sure
you can supply your own list - that provokes such a reaction, years after the
event? Is it the thought of your
younger, gaucher and generally less assured self trying to grapple with life
after one too many vodkas or is it something deeper?
For me it was
certainly the above but also it was because I loved music and somehow the
environment of the disco always seemed to degrade it and make it nothing more
than background noise or worse, the soundtrack to someone else’s mating
ritual. Nothing will erase the memory of
the isolation of the partner-less last dance and for this, 10cc has much to answer
for. I realise that this is a very
esoteric stance to take as all through history, music has been specifically
composed for the express purpose of dancing (Minuet anyone?) and to complain
about it now is a bit churlish but nevertheless that is still how I feel about
it.
Merry Christmas, everyone!